Self Starter
Have a punny day.
I still can't feel nothing just wanna hold something
tell me again what's real tell me again what to feel

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

2 weeks ago · 122,424 notes

babyyfirefly:

babyyfirefly:

i want a 7 ft tall shark plush

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 weeks ago · 69,594 notes

colouredking:

youtube? why not ourtube? selfish prick

2 weeks ago · 10,756 notes

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

2 weeks ago · 673,647 notes